holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster

theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

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BE…

OUR…

GUEST

1 week ago · 237,138 notes

virginsacrificer:

is that john green

the-fault-in-our-wifi:

tortillah:

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

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one time this quiet shy boy in my class was talking about where people would still be geographically without imperialism and he said to this black girl “Joy, you’d be in africa” and she said “the fuck yo talkin bout dumbass i’d be in ethiopia” and he just yelled “ethiopia is in africa you ignorant bitch” and i dont think i’ve ever laughed harder

1 week ago · 43,780 notes

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

1 week ago · 105,504 notes

breadprincess:

gold-star-4-trying:

In case you were feeling sad.

This is the third time I’ve reblogged this today and I DON’T EVEN CARE

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

so i naturally have these bags under my eyes, right, no matter what i do they dont go away

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anyway so i found out if i stretch my face and tip it up and to the side they go away

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so im just gonna walk around like this forever

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“HEY GUYS”

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ive stopped fighting it

get this post to 100,000 notes

god fucking damnit

1 week ago · 187,491 notes